Sunday, March 14, 2010
Spring is in the Air
Posted by Kristen at 9:50 PM 4 rays of sunshine
Got Paper?
Posted by Kristen at 9:17 PM 3 rays of sunshine
Thursday, March 11, 2010
Sometimes I Still Get Surprised
In conjunction with the fries from McDonald's, I'd gotten both Ian and Merry Grace a small water. Somewhere between the school run and piano lessons, they started getting silly and before I knew it the peals of laughter had turned into someone spitting water on the other one. As the chauffeur to four kids, my car is rarely (okay, okay...never) in pristine condition. But even I have limits to what I can tolerate and spitting water is beyond that limit. I told the two of them that when we got home they would be responsible for cleaning out the car. That meant gathering up the things that people had left behind in the car (jacket, shoes, toys) and throwing away any trash that was lying around. We got home, I got them started and then started cooking dinner. I knew they weren't just cleaning up--I could see them out the kitchen window, and I could hear lots of talking and giggling. I guess I just expected that there would be at least some cleaning taking place. So when they said they were getting tired and wanted to come in for a snack, I went out to check. Not only had not one single thing been picked up or thrown away, I was surprised to see what looked like a couple of red circles on the carpet. Upon closer inspection, I discovered there were indeed red circles drawn on the carpet in lipstick. Yes, that's right. Lipstick. There was also some white stuff that looked like it had been drizzled on the carpet. Turns out, they'd found a packet of ranch dressing and drizzled it onto the carpet. So not only had the car not been cleaned, shockingly, it was in even worse shape than before. I consider my greatest achievement for the day that I did not yell at those two little rascals when I saw what they'd been up to. I can't decide whether to congratulate myself on my self-control or kick myself for being so stunned that I was at a complete loss for words (angry or otherwise!) Usually when the kids make some kind of intentional mess, I have them clean it up. But after seeing their car cleaning attempt, frankly, I think I'll handle this one myself. Tomorrow.
Posted by Kristen at 9:46 PM 4 rays of sunshine
Not so Secret
We had several errands to run this afternoon and about halfway through them, Ian started to get hungry. Why he was even in the car with me is another story unto itself, but either way, when he gets hungry, he needs food or he will throw up. Learned that lesson the hard way. So I grabbed a McDonald's fry for he and Merry Grace to share. When we got to school to pick up Elise, I had the kids put the McDonald's bag away so that Elise wouldn't feel bad that she didn't get anything. I even specifically told them to keep quiet about it when Elise got in the car. She had been in the car for all of about thirty seconds when Merry Grace says, "Hey Elise. We did NOT go to McDonald's!" Somehow, that's not exactly what I'd had in mind. :)
Posted by Kristen at 9:31 PM 2 rays of sunshine
Sight Words
As a Kindergardener, Ian is learning to read. Each week he's supposed to learn 4 new sight words. This week, we've had his words--some, her, would, make--up on the refrigerator so he can get used to seeing them and help us remember to practice them. A few minutes ago he came up to me and said, "Mommy, I know my sight words so good, I can read them without looking at them!" And he proceeded to put them behind his back and quote, "Some, her, good, make." I'm thinking we may not have explained the concept of sight words well enough. :)
Posted by Kristen at 2:31 PM 1 rays of sunshine
Friday, March 05, 2010
Tent Time & Other Fun Stuff
Posted by Kristen at 8:01 AM 2 rays of sunshine
Spirit Week
Elise was so much fun to help dress. She had great ideas for what she wanted to wear. And she came up with the idea to have her pigtails stick out sideways. I just braided two pipecleaners that I'd cut the right length into her hair. She told me she definitely had the best hair and outfit in her class. And I don't doubt it a bit!
I thought it was a little harder to come up with something crazy for Ian. But this is the outfit we finally agreed on. His craziest thing was the orange hair, thanks to the leftover hair paint from Halloween. He was really excited to finally be joining Elise in this tradition.
Merry Grace proves, however, that you don't actually have to be in school to dress crazy. She wasn't going to be left out, even if she was just staying at home.
And then, after the kids left, she added this cute pink toboggan and furry black kitty cat ears. I really think that completes the outfit. :)
My favorite part is how cute they all look, even dressed all crazily. If only it were that easy for all of us. :)
Posted by Kristen at 7:52 AM 3 rays of sunshine
Wednesday, March 03, 2010
Strawberry Sonker
On Monday, I made a Strawberry Sonker for Family Home Evening refreshments. I had made a peach one at Cory's mom's over the weekend that was pretty yummy, and decided another one was in order. The kids were pretty excited about it, especially with that aroma of sugar and berries wafting around the kitchen. I haven't made one in a while before this weekend, since I usually make them in the spring and summer when fruit is more "in season." So it came out of the oven and I dished up plates for everyone. I looked over at the table in time to see Ian take a bite and quickly make a frowny face. "Ian, didn't you like it?" He paused for a second, looked around and then said, "No. It wasn't very good." "Oh really," I said. "That's too bad." He didn't say anything for another minute and then broke the silence with, "It really tastes like strawberry throw up." I just couldn't keep from laughing. I, in no way, thought it tasted like strawberry throw up. And never in a million years would I have imagined it being described in such disgustingly graphic terms. At least now I know when I make sonker there will just be more for me. :)
And now, after that glowing review, should you decide you want to give it a try, here's the recipe. And, just for the record, everyone like it but Ian and Merry Grace. So I think the odds are in my favor.
Posted by Kristen at 9:13 PM 6 rays of sunshine
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Learning and Remembering
My heart hurts to know that he is gone and that she won't have the chance to get peanuts out of his blue cooler when he visits, write on the notepad he keeps in his pocket or have him pull her up to sit on his lap. But we will tell her stories about him. We will sing the songs he sang to his children. We will remember him. And we will give her our memories of him. And through those, she will know him. Both my grandfathers passed away before I turned three, so I didn't have much time with them in this life. But my parents kept them alive for me. They talked about them often, told me stories about them and shared their memories of them with me. And I feel close to both of them, as if I'd had much longer to spend with them than I did. I feel like I know them. Because, in a way I do. And most importantly, I love them and I know they love me too. And I know that Paige will know and love her Grandpa too. In fact, she's already starting to. I am so thankful that families are forever.
Posted by Kristen at 2:56 PM 5 rays of sunshine
Sunday, February 21, 2010
The "Pine Derby Race"
Cory is the Cubmaster for the cub scout pack at church. This last month he's been planning and organizing the Pinewood Derby, which took place this weekend. This week he cut out a car to use for the "Cubmaster's Challenge" after the race, to see which boys could beat his car. Ian was fascinated by the whole process, from the design to the painting to the "weighting". When we told him he could attend the pinewood derby with his Daddy this weekend, you'd have thought we'd offered him a day at Disneyworld. Really, it was one of the cutest things I've ever seen. He was up Saturday morning bright and early, getting dressed and ready for the "pine derby race", as he called it. And fortunately, it didn't disappoint. He loved seeing the boys cars, watching them race, and especially seeing his dad beat all but about three of the boys. When we told him that it was only about a year and half until he could build his own car, he had a look of complete disbelief. And just when he thought his day couldn't get any better. I love that little boy who is able to find excitement in even the small things of life. And I cannot wait to cheer him on at his very own pine derby race!
Posted by Kristen at 9:26 PM 3 rays of sunshine
A Few Funnies
Sometimes I think I had kids just for the entertainment. They are always making me laugh about something. Here are a few that really got me recently.
Ian and Elise were wrestling playing in the kitchen and Elise yells, "You'd better watch out or I will give you a wedgie!" (Let me just note that I haven't said the word wedgie in a really long time--if ever, so I'm assuming I have the public education system to thank for this.) Ian runs off screaming, "Ahhhhhhh, not a wedgie!!!" I wasn't aware Elise knew what a wedgie was, much less Ian, so I asked, "Ian, do you know what a wedgie is?" He looked at me with a puzzled look and said, "Actually, no." Apparently Elise's tone of voice had communicated all he really needed to know.
I had to take Elise to the doctor yesterday. Ian was with Cory and I had the girls with me. Merry Grace decided to tell us some funny things from the movie, Shrek. It went something like this, "One time on Shrek there was this dog and he could do this thing and he went to a house and I think it was Shrek's house and there were a lot of babies and the dog was talking to the babies and there were like a hundred babies and the dog tried to run away but Shrek's mommy wasn't in the movie I don't think I don't know and the dog was Shrek's friend...." And it goes on and on and on and none of it reminds me of anything I've ever seen in Shrek, except maybe when she says the name Shrek. So she has gone on and on and one for a while and Elise goes, "Oh, Merry Grace. That sounds so....unreal!" It was the perfect use of sarcasm and it made me laugh out loud.
A few months ago, my mom mentioned to my brother that he ought to check out my blog once in a while and see what we and the kids were up to. So for the first time in a really, really, really long time he decided to read the latest post. It just happened to be a post where I, in some form or another, referred to my boobies. :) He was horrified and hasn't read the blog since. So I'm giving you a heads up, dear readers. This story is about boobies, so if you might get freaked out, stop reading now.
The other day I was getting dressed and (of course) Merry Grace and Paige were following me around. Merry Grace was (again) puzzled and intrigued by the idea of boobies. So she asked, "Mommy, how did you get your big boobies?" (And can I just say bless her for calling them big!!!) "Well," I told her, "It just happens when you get older and when you grow up, it will happen to you too." You could tell she was thinking about that and then she turned her head to the side and said, "But how come they are kind of hanging down so much?" I tried to stifle a laugh and before I could respond she said, "Maybe its because they aren't glued down very well." Um, yes, sweetheart. That's it exactly. If only a little glue would do the trick. :)
I mean, really. What would I do for entertainment without these kids? :)
Posted by Kristen at 9:11 PM 4 rays of sunshine
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Just another "blog post"
Merry Grace has started using quotation marks when she talks. You know, she'll bend the first two fingers on each hand to "quote" a word. I guess she's seen some of us adults use them. The funny thing is that she uses them completely inappropriately. For example, she was talking to my mom on the phone and she says, "Would you like to talk to my (slight pause) 'mom'?" You know, I actually am her mother, so it doesn't really make sense. Or she'll say to me, "I want to sit beside my...'dad'." Oh, trust me. He's your DAD. Not your "dad." She uses them all the time and I've yet to see her use them appropriately. She'll talk about her dad being at "work", wanting to eat a "snack" or needing to use the "bathroom". That little girl sure makes me..."laugh." :)
She also likes to use silly words sometimes. You might remember the phases she's gone through of saying "boobies" and "booty". (Gotta love it, right?) Now she's opted for the completely made up word, "boodoo". I have no idea what it means, although she always says it with a snicker, like she just said something mischievous. Lots of things can be "boodoo"--her vegetables at dinner, her shoes or a book from the library. It can also be a synonym for "good-bye", as I heard her say on a voicemail she was leaving for my mom--"Call me back, Grammy. Boodoo." And you know, it is kind of funny. I really can't help but chuckle a little when I hear her call out, "I'm going to get you Paigie. Boodoo!" I'm pretty sure she's going to win this one. In fact, I think she already has.
Posted by Kristen at 1:06 PM 9 rays of sunshine
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
Valentines
Last Friday was the annual Valentine's Party for the kids at school. So we spent Thursday evening making Valentine's they could take to class. Ian drew a heart and wrote his name on each one, then I wrote the message he had for each classmate. I thought what he wrote was so cute. Almost every boy's valentine related to running. I guess that's what impresses Ian most. Most of them were talking about what a great runner each friend was. I had to edit a couple of the ones he dictated. For example: "Dear _______, You are a good runner. But you get tired sometimes. So when you get tired you walk and don't run. You are a good friend." Or another favorite of mine: "Dear ________, You like to run. When you run you are not always the last person. Sometimes you are, but not always. I like playing with you." So I left a few parts of those out and just wrote the good parts. :) It was all I could do to keep from laughing, though.
Elise also wrote out valentine's to each of her classmates. Her teacher had asked that they just sign their names to the cards and not write them out to each person to make the passing out part easier. Elise was not on board with this plan and insisted on writing a note to each person in her class. She didn't have a class list to go by and when I asked whether she'd be able to remember each person, she gave me a look of utter disbelief and told me, "I can easily remember every person. I know exactly where they sit." And remember she did. She even found something nice to say about several of the "annoying boys" in her class. I would have taken pictures of her cards too, but she was on the ball and already had them packed up and ready to go when I decided to get out the camera. :)
Posted by Kristen at 12:18 AM 3 rays of sunshine
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Chocolate Pudding, Anyone?
This was her first taste of chocolate pudding, as its not something we have very often. After this incident, I can see why.
At this point is there really any need to use a spoon? Way to go, though. Way to go!
Posted by Kristen at 11:40 PM 6 rays of sunshine
Monday, February 08, 2010
Happy Birthday, Birthday Girl!!!
She was certainly my easiest delivery. She was due on February the 5th, a Sunday. But Sunday found me in church right along with everyone else, instead of in the hospital having a baby. It was really fun hearing the fifty different versions of "Oh, you're still pregnant?", "Aren't you about ready to have that baby?" and "You look like you could pop any day now!" Oh yes, fun times. The real miracle of the day was the fact that no violence was used against these well-intentioned comments. :)
By Wednesday, I was looking for any sign, any excuse to see my doctor and hope I could get that baby out. I'd had contractions off and on for weeks, but I thought maybe there was the slightest chance they were getting more regular, so the doctor said I could come for an appointment around 1pm and he would check things out. I was hoping against hope that somehow I could go ahead to the hospital, so I packed overnight bags for Cory and I, dropped the kids off with their Aunt Amanda, and picked up Cory at his office. On our way to the doctor, Cory asked me how I was feeling and if I was having more contractions. "No", I said glumly. "I'm not feeling a thing." Once at my appointment, the doctor checked me out and to my complete elation calls out, "Hello, membranes! You're at a 5, maybe more! We're going to get you over to the hospital and have this baby!"
By 2:30pm we had called all the parents, gotten checked in, and hooked up to all the equipment and settled in for the long haul. I had my epidural (glory, glory, hallelujah) and by 8:00pm I was ready to push. My parents showed up just in time to see me and wish me luck while the nurses readied the room for delivery. With my parents back out the door and the doctor in, I had about two really good pushes and Merry Grace was born into the world at 8:23pm. She weighed 8lbs. 6oz. and had a head full of dark hair. She looked just like Ian did when he was a baby and was the cutest, cutest thing ever.
With such an easy start, I should have known what a joy she would be. She was a happy-go-lucky baby, easy to please and easy to take anywhere. Potty training was a piece of cake, fits are practically non-existent (although when they do come, they are doozies), and she's almost always on her best behavior. She's got some spunk that comes from being the third child, a contagious laugh that leaves you no choice but to join in, and a sassy streak a mile wide. Oh, how we love her. She's lived up to all the merriment of her name.
Today she is Four Years Old. I guess she's been trying to pick out the perfect birthday outfit, because so far today I've seen her in 15 different combinations, from jeans to skirts, short sleeves to long sleeves, and dresses. She's also been working on her hair style for the day. She's had head bands and hair bows and ribbons. Right now she's got pigtails and a head band. Each one is just as cute as the previous one. She even drew "whiskers" all over her face with an eye pencil so she could be a lion. She decided they didn't look cute with a skirt so they're gone now.
Posted by Kristen at 11:48 PM 6 rays of sunshine
Friday, February 05, 2010
Babies Don't Keep
Before I had children, I had an idyllic idea of what being a mother would be like. It was all roses and baby powder, sweet kisses and tender moments. I didn't imagine the moments that would be filled with snot and poopy, tantrums and destruction, puke and piles of dirty laundry. I didn't know about the times my patience would be hanging by a thread or the times tears of frustration and exhaustion would spill over uncontrollably.
Posted by Kristen at 12:28 PM 8 rays of sunshine
Paige is a Mess
This morning, she climbed up onto the computer desk and stood up while Merry Grace was watching Barney (her new love.) She is almost 3 feet off the ground and has NO FEAR.
So after I snapped a couple of pictures, we turned the computer chair over on its side and got Merry Grace a stool she could sit on that would keep her up and Paige down. Score: Paige-1, Mother-1.
So she went into the kitchen and climbed into the booster seat, over the back of the chair and into the kitchen window. *sigh*
In her defense, she really did feel sorry for doing it. (*imagine my voice dripping with sarcasm*) So I got her down and made sure the chair was scooted far enough under the table that she couldn't pull that stunt again. Score: Paige-2, Mother-2.
Before this incident, I already had all the other chairs laying on the ground. Her favorite thing is to climb up onto the table and park it up there, so this is the daily routine at our house after each meal--lay your chair on the floor. Everyone has the cute decorating ideas these days. This is mine. I'm expecting Better Homes and Gardens to show up any day now for my photo shoot.
So with another fun play area restricted, she decided to climb onto the black stove in the living room. This is probably the most dangerous place she likes to play and also the hardest to restrict.
But, as usual, she felt really bad that she'd worried her Mommy. So I got her down and took down all the *fun* objects she was trying to reach up there and put them somewhere else. Score: Paige-3, Mother-3. In case you hadn't noticed, I'm not getting ahead here.
Then she had a really wet diaper, which I changed and then once she had a clean diaper on, she pooped. So I changed that one too. But she did throw both diapers away for me. Score: Paige-4, Mother-4.
And this was all by 9:45am. This girl really wears me out. But she gives the sweetest hugs and kisses in all the world and she has a spunky little personality that keeps me giggling. So what can you do with a baby who's nothing but love?
Posted by Kristen at 10:44 AM 5 rays of sunshine

