As stated in the previous post, Elise likes to make "fortune tellers". The fortunes she comes up with are hilarious. I thought I'd post some.
*You will kiss a bull
*You will marry a slimy, green alien
*Someone will pee on your head
*You will eat a giraffe
*You will never be smart and be a dork
*You will get married in a haunted mansion
*You will never get out of pre-school
*You will eat diaper rash ointment for the rest of your life
*You will have 100,000 kids at the same time
*You will marry a pop can
So take your pick. I mean, who wouldn't want one of those things to come true?
Sarah's Harry Potter Birthday Party
12 years ago
4 rays of sunshine:
Those are the kinds of fortunes coming my way these days. Glad to know the source.
those fortunes are the best! too funny! :-)
Diaper rash ointment? That's awesome!
I am LOVING these fortunes! Especially after seeing some other kids' choices of fortunes. Elise gets the creativity award for sure and I will only do fortunes with her :)
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