Mayonnaise

The other day we were working on something and someone remembered a joke Elise heard at school a few years ago.  It goes something like this: Three men named Shut-up, Poop, and Manners were driving down the road. During the trip, Poop fell out of the car window. Manners went to help him. So, Shut-up goes to the nearest police station. He asks for help. The policeman asks his name. He says, "Shut-up." The policeman says "What? Where are your manners?" Shut-up says, "Out on the road picking up poop."  Classy, right? :)  

The funniest part is that when Elise first told us the joke, she hadn't understood the names right and told the joke as, "Three men named Shut-up, Poop and Mayonnaise..."  I still don't know why I find it so funny, but even now, I can't stop giggling about it.  We had a great laugh about it the other night.  Not the joke so much as thinking about mayonnaise.  Instant classic.