jokes?

we were out and about today & on the ride home elise was like, "Mama, do you want to hear some funny jokes?" she would just grin & giggle after each one. she was nice enough to share them with me, so i thought i'd pass them along to you...feel free to use them anytime you want to liven up a crowd! :-)

1.) What if a mouse ate all the leaves?

2.) What if a mouse ate a bunch of rocks?

3.) What if a mouse ate some dirt?

4.) What if a mouse ate a giraffe?

5.) Did you know that Ron Stoppable calls Kim Possible "KP"?

6.) What if Madeline told a funny joke?

There you have it! I think we may just have the next great comic on our hands!